Signs That I'm Getting Old

1. I'm thankful on a daily basis that my office is close to the bathroom because
2. I've become a coffee addict & therefore,
3. I have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes.
4. I went to Six Flags last week & it was fun, but many times I felt like I'd just paid out the wazoo for a headache that lasted about 18 hours.
5. I use phrases like "out the wazoo."
6. And then I wonder if "wazoo" is spelled correctly.
7. I have swollen knees from spending 5 hours on them painting yesterday.
8. I'm scared of mice; back in my younger days, I would've made friends with them and named them all "Gus Gus" or "Jack."